A day in the life of Dennis the dapper Dachshund

Updated: Dec 29, 2019


Miniature Dachshund


11 months


4 kg exactly

Activity Level

High/Moderate (All Depending on whether there are any other doggos around)

Born in Cheshire, raised in sunny Scotland.

Complete womaniser and professional face licker. Likes to bark at other male dogs.

What do your mornings look like?

I start howling as soon as I hear my pawrents alarm going off. They come and get me from my room and give me my breakfast. I make short work of my breakfast - it's gone within seconds. I don't know where I put it, hoomum says I have snake hips 🐍 Once I've had my breakfast (and successfully woken the full house up), I go back to sleep.

In the afternoons...

I like to nap. My pawrents come home from work to let me out for a pee, and I stand and bark at the school kids, the wind, the rain, the grass - anything that takes my fancy really. My hoomans then head back to work, which means I get a tasty treat, and I can go back to my bed to chill

Want more Dennis? IG: @dennisthedapperdachshund

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